November 15

Hi Winos 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Can anyone help me understand what this book being sold on amazon is supposed to be saying to me?
I've been following Caitlin Clark for 5 years and the girl just came back from a week in Mexico without even a sunburn so why do I feel like losing my shit right now? This isn't the only one , there are at least 2 more just with different titles. I don't understand.

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