Telling Rob to get a son to carry on the legacy as if his sisters ain’t cemented that name in history. Why are men so slow?

Just spit it out. She’s a whore. Next.

He sounds remedial.

Eww. Is music really this bad or am I old?

I had to unfollow Christian NonWineSpilling Keyes. Just a gaslighting hoe lol.

Remember how Jada and them pushed Mushrooms? Now Lamar Narcan Odom is pushing Ketamine. Make it make sense.

Yo, That’s Xavien Howard from the dolphins. Whooooooo hit a lick and a faja leak.

Is that michael jackson???

I just looked up this supa cent. She’s worth $50 million. Good lawd, why are you online? Enjoy your blessings. Wow.

Taraji had me until she started talking about paying for hair and makeup and glam and I was just like….do your own shit. Comb your own hair. Don’t you have a hairline? You’re a fuckin actress, not a blue collar worker. I gotta figure out how to make $50 feed four niggas this week. But you mad about taxes? Welcome to the real world.